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Generally, everyone in this category do relatively different stuff, but all fall under the same category of people who bend different ways and look dumb doing it. Seriously, how do some of these things even qualify as talent?
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EVA

Eva!

Ah yes, the beauty and grace of the circus..
She's so sweet, and caring, sometimes I wonder if she's being genuine.
Her aerial skills are pretty much MESMERIZING, and so is almost everything about her!
I wish I was like her.... But she's just way too nice!

johannes

Johannes!

I wonder how this guy is even alive.
It's like his only character trait is dying and respawning!
Yea, he's talented, and nice, whatever... but he and the grim reaper must be best friends.
I wonder if he's even a real person.. Probably not.

cosette

Cossette!

What is this thing.
No, seriously, what is that thing?! Cossette is a total freak!
I hate it, whenever it and I cross paths they always
do some weird and disgusting contortionist trick.
They don't understand personal space,
and it also doesn't understand when to stop being so WEIRD!!

enzo

Enzo!

Enzo is a man of not many words,
Usually he speaks in Italian and hell if I can understand him!
As a tightrope walker, he's well balanced, not in personality though.
He's so brutal! He manages to get people on his tightrope and chases
them down with a deadly weapon! It's horrifying!

LOUISE-E

Louise!

Louise is nice, I guess.
It'd be nicer if she weren't sucking on Emile's face all the time!
In terms of personalities, I've noticed hers is pretty two-faced!
Half of the stuff she says, she doesn't mean!
She's a high-school mean girl past her expiry date!

emile

Emile!

Don't let appearances fool you, Emile might seem like a big, whiny manchild...
and he is, but he's also a huge meanie!
What I hate about Emile is that he's a coward; he'll never tell you how he feels,
but you can bet he'll tell Louise! His only redeeming quality is how much he loves her...
and I say that loosely, because it's GROSS!

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